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📦 Version	alexander-beleganski@4.2.0-jacuzzi
📜 License	RAKIA PUBLIC LICENSE v1.0
🔗 Dependencies	rakia@∞ [email protected] work-hours@stolen
🐛 Issues	0 open • 47 closed (all jacuzzi-related)
⚡ Status	🟢 IN JACUZZI (always)
🕐 Last commit	"in jacuzzi, wont fix" — 2 minutes ago, during standup
⚠️ Known bugs	disappears during work hours; rakia dependency cannot be removed; found exclusively in hot tub
🤝 Contributing	PRs welcome. Alex will review them from the jacuzzi.

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$ git log --oneline alex • a1b2c3d "in jacuzzi, wont fix" • d4e5f6 "rakia dependency upgraded to ∞" • b7c8d9 "missed standup (jacuzzi)" • 0f1a2b "LGTM (looks good to me — in hot tub)" • c3d4e5 "merged: rakia into bloodstream" • 🥃 NA ZDRAVJE • ЖИВЕЛИ • $ git log --oneline alex • a1b2c3d "in jacuzzi, wont fix" • d4e5f6 "rakia dependency upgraded to ∞" • b7c8d9 "missed standup (jacuzzi)" • 0f1a2b "LGTM (looks good to me — in hot tub)" • c3d4e5 "merged: rakia into bloodstream" • 🥃 NA ZDRAVJE • ЖИВЕЛИ •

🏆 DEPLOYMENT SUCCESSFUL 🥃 alexander-beleganski@jacuzzi deployed to production 🥃

✓ npm run deploy:alex completed in 0.3s • env: jacuzzi • rakia: ∞

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NA ZDRAVJE, ALEX! 🥃